Anger Management

Humorous Love Sayings

Written by DaleK on July 28th, 2010

I came across  The Love Quotes Encyclopedia when web surfing recently and boy was I in for a great surprise. There is a large number of interesting funny sayings dealing with the different aspects of relationships. And the quotations come from numerous places such as books, movies, poets, songs ,and famous authors. If you have had your share of relationships and had experienced the ups and downs of love and romance, you will find a gem here..

Here are few interesting selections that I really liked:

FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.  (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)

By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is infinite, undying- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying.  (DOROTHY PARKER )

I just want a boyfriend who’s not crazy! We all want that dear, but it doesn’t exist! (From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS)

In Oxford, Ohio, it’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture. (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)

Never argue with a woman when she’s tired — or rested.  (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

If it weren’t for women, Men would still be Wearing last week’s socks (CYNTHINA NELMS )

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, ‘I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.’  (JERRY SEINFELD )

Any girl can be glamorous! All you have to do is stand still and look Stupid! (HEDY LAMARR )

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night Then on Sunday pray for crop failure (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street bald And still think they are beautiful! (MURPHY’S LAWS OF SEX)

Alejandro: Do you surrender? Elena Montero: No, but I may scream. Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.  (From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO)

John: ‘I don’t believe in love.’ Chris: ‘So what are you looking for?’ John: ‘Love.’ Chris: ‘You just said you didn’t believe in love.’ John: ‘Well I don’t believe in Unicorns either, but it would still be cool to have one…’  (JOHN MEDINGER & CHRIS COFFEN )

I’d marry again if I found a man Who had 15 million dollars And would sign over half of it to me Before the marriage and… Guarantees he’d be dead within a year!  (BETTE DAVIS )

 For more quotes and sayings, head to The Love Quotes Encyclopedia